Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari

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wintersoldier-iscoming:

when someone mentions marvel

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Inspired by [x] and [x].

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unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like

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"i’m gonna marry sebastian stan"

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

my friends: 

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me:

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brownglucose:

geekscoutcookies:

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME. OH MY GOD

LMAO

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bobdoom:

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.

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buckydarns:

i pledge allegiance

to the butt

of captain america

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broblerones:

theres this girl in my science class whos literally carlos from the magic school bus shes always making up puns to go with the lesson 

today the teacher says something like “so basically colour is a figment of the imagination”
and shes like “you mean colour is a pigment of the imagination”

but instead of laughing and saying SONYA! everyone just kinda mutters her name under their breath like god damn it sonya not again

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get to know me meme: [3/5] favorite movies » Chicago

"I’m a star, and the audience loves me… and I love them. And they love me for loving them and I love them for loving me. And we love each other. And that’s because none of us got enough love in our childhood. And that’s showbiz… kid."

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that-fandom-blog:


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
HUMAN
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

It’s a faux paw

that-fandom-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

It’s a faux paw

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